Funny the first:
We got home from work/daycare. Laura curls up and is under a laundry basket (had been over turned so it was like a turtle shell). She fits under it totally. Warren sees this as a great climbing opportunity. He proceeds to climb up and down and all around the basket for the next 10 minutes.
Funny the second: Robert wanted some popcorn tonight. Both kids know the sound/smell of popcorn cooking on the stove. They were surrounding him like the cats surround you when you have tuna. There was no safe way to take a step without stepping on a kid. Warren was reaching up and squealing he wanted it. They are all currently on the floor eating the popcorn. 